Slamdemic, by Dr. Brutacalypse

Slamdemic

by Dr. Brutacalypse

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1.	TrUsT tHe ScIeNcE 03:04	lyrics	buy track
Hold up! Who do you think you are? Something’s not right with this guy. You’re not the science! Dr. B is the science! Looks like the world is in need of a real doctor. My credentials are renewed. Retirement cut short. Pisses me off. My obligation to the fans. Where’s my axe and my precious hair? There’s my sunglasses. The doc is in session. In Science We Trust. No! Dr.B is the Science! Who gave this guy a mic? Plug it into the earth Infect society, with your lies! Doctor to doctor here, I humbly ask you step off! The people are dying, the people are whining, the people are fanatic. Science save us! In Science We Trust. No! Dr.B is the Science! Science can’t save you! I declare war on science!
2.	Mask-It or Casket 01:49	lyrics	buy track
Mask-It or Casket! Stop breathing! Air is dangerous! We must convert to photosynthesis. Don’t let me see your face again. This is the new normal. We no longer walk around with a metaphoric mask but a real one. One mask. Two masks. Mesh masks. Neck gaiters! Is there an extra one in your car? (If not, you’re literally killing someone) Mask-It or Casket! Stop breathing! When’s the last time you’ve seen the inside of a casket? Trick question, you won’t unless you fail to mask-it! Mask-It or Casket! Stop breathing!
3.	TAKE THE JAB! 02:02	lyrics	buy track
I hate needles! Take the jab! Do what they tell ya! Take the jab! No questions asked! Take the jab! Where’s the data? Take the jab! Keep your job! The lines are so long! Why can’t I order the vax online? People taking their time. Get that selfie with your covid card! Time will tell if this thing even works. I ain’t gettin’ no booster. I’m already boosted on life itself! Families torn apart. Friendships on shaky ground. Holiday tables empty. Fear has overtaken the land. I hate needles! Take the jab! Do what they tell ya! Take the jab! No questions asked! Take the jab! Where’s the data? Take the jab! Keep your job! Why get boosted when you can get boosted on life itself! Life doesn’t come boosted! TAKE THE JAB!
4.	Gimme My Stimmy 02:31	lyrics	buy track
Gimme My Stimmy! My job had to let me go. Covid shut the whole world down. Whatever am I to do? How can I pay the bills? Butter my buns and call me toast, the government sure spends the most. We’ll all be safe and sound cuz Uncle Sam just got a bigger printer! Got that fresh check bouncing in it’s my stimmy! My very existence gets me paid. Come on! Gimme My Stimmy! How do they know my bank info? Another stimmy! Let’s go on an Amazon spree! Come on! Gimme My Stimmy! Somehow the world is still running thanks to those essential employees. I always knew what I did really didn’t matter. I’m thankful I’m non-essential. I have so much time to rest. Do I have to file these? Screw taxes, I ain’t paying for America with ads. Cash or deposit? I'll take cash please! Gimme gimme gimme my stimmy stimmy yeah!
5.	Rootin' For a Lootin' 02:02	lyrics	buy track
Peaceful Protest! Peaceful Protest! Peaceful Protest! Down with the law! Clearance! Everything must go! Today’s the day! The stimmy’s weren’t enough. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Cops nowhere to be found. They’re outrun by bricks and molotovs! Tear gas? I'll pass! I’ve always wanted these new kicks! Riot shields, I yield? The new meaning of black friday. Back the blue? What can they do? A sneak peak of anarchy. Orange man? Grandpa Joe can! Everyone for his own! We’re rootin’ for a lootin’! Fight wrong with wrong so one’s right! We’re rootin’ for a lootin’! Vengeance is mine, I am the new law! Down with the law!
6.	The Dean Cleans the Scene of Covid-19 02:53	lyrics	buy track
The Dean cleans the scene Of Covid-19 The Dean cleans the scene Of everything in between We’re killing the world with these stupid masks. Technology has advanced, we have a better solution. Partnering with Lysol, America’s new oxygen, this guitar is always so fresh. I wave it around like an axe. I strike it to the ground and I declare… The Dean cleans the scene Of Covid-19 The Dean cleans the scene Of everything in between With my chunky riffs the world will breathe again. Our children can’t endure a life of restrictions. Stay indoors, the smell will be obnoxious, but freedom ain’t free and we need to be refreshed. I wave it around like an axe. I strike it to the ground and I declare… Swing it around! Strike it to the ground!
7.	EVERYONE IS HIRING! 01:50	lyrics	buy track
Break time is over! The government can’t just keep printing money for you. Oh wait…I guess they have been. Quarantine 15 is real. Seasonal depression through all 4 seasons. Get that brain stimulated. Burger King starts at $15 an hour. People are hungry and everyone is hiring! Get a job! Make that cash! Serve your town! Get off the couch! Break time is over! The government conditions codependency. Do you want to be lazy forever? Businesses are shutting down. Big corporations are crushing creatives. Get that brain stimulated. Walmart starts at $15 an hour. The people need Walmart and everyone is hiring! I salute essential employees! You are essential! Everybody go get a job!
8.	"2 Weeks" 02:53	lyrics	buy track
Are we still on hold? Are we still wearing masks? Will there be any change? So much for 2 weeks… Are we living in fear? Are we working toward recovery? Will anything be the same? So much for 2 weeks… It wouldn’t be so hard if the story was consistent. No wonder we don’t trust the government! Here’s another stimmy, shut your mouth they say. Compliance or consequence! Mask burning parties. Apathy is rising. It’s time for us to move on! Can’t stay locked up forever. Flatten the curve! More like fatten the curve! I’m tired of the lies! Will someone just be honest for once! Early 2020, the world turned upside down Early 2022, it’s only been 2 weeks Anxiety, all time high. Depression, all time high. Communities struggling to survive. Boy this has been a long 2 weeks…
9.	Joe Rogan for President 01:30	lyrics	buy track
Go Joe Rogan! Go Joe! Stand up! Go Joe Rogan! Go Joe! For freedom of expression! They cry for his cancellation. Are we too afraid to think for ourselves? They cry for his removal on Spotify. I will take the stand. I will take his place. Cancel me so Joe can run for president. Rogan 2024. America is butt-hurt and the doctor’s got a bandaid. This country has fallen into spiraling turmoil ever since we shot the blessed gorilla back in ‘16.
10.	At Least No More Mean Tweets 02:36	lyrics	buy track
Everything is fine. Society is crumbling but hey, at least no more mean tweets. We are progressing. The Fauci sun sets again but hey, at least no more mean tweets. Trust the science. The doctors in disunity but hey, at least no more mean tweets. Spin this album. Dr.B made more music but hey, at least no more mean tweets. We live in a Slamdemic, the heaviest era of mankind. No need to panic, just headbang and have a good time. Is Elon Musk our new savior? I guess we can go back to having an all-inclusive twitter. Well, that’s all I’ve got today boys and girls…if you’re confused on why life is the way it is just remember you’re all living in a new era…this is a SLAMDEMIC!

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A painfully comical reflection of our world and it's events since the birth of the pandemic in early 2020. With renewed credentials, Dr. Brutacalypse has had enough. The world needs a real doctor! Science can't save you!

WARNING: Lyrical content for Dr.B material has historically been known to trigger and provide shock-value. Nothing the doctor says is to be taken seriously...though sometimes it should be. This album has been fact-checked by the CDC and Facebook (see bottom right of album art).